The Comedy Club BlogJune Joke Competition
Humour isn’t just a new invention…it goes way back to 1928!! Submit your joke caption below for our ‘Wings of Glory’ picture and if yours is judged the funniest on Monday 30th June, you’ll win 2 free tickets to a show of your choice. Good Luck!
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Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
KCJ2000 said,
June 2, 2008 @ 9:10 am
Extreme Tennis!
wendy said,
June 2, 2008 @ 7:17 pm
the things you have to do to make sure Cliff wont sing at wimbledon!
wendy said,
June 3, 2008 @ 9:13 am
such a shame the plane carrying the audience on the wings was flying in the oppisite direction
wendy said,
June 3, 2008 @ 9:19 am
they soon started running out of ball boys.
Colin said,
June 3, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
New shuttle service from Stanstead
Luke said,
June 3, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
COME ON TIM!
Katy said,
June 3, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
Man 1: What a wobbly fokker
Man 2: What did you say?
phil said,
June 3, 2008 @ 7:14 pm
What time did you say the in-flight movie starts?
Eve Guevara-Sansom said,
June 4, 2008 @ 11:45 am
“…..and following the recent disaster at Terminal 8- BAA have introduced additional complimentary Passenger activity : TENNIS BAWLS mid flight……freestanding….BALLS and NAPPIES not provided…..they are hoping that this will attract new cleints and way-lay safety fears……BBC news…”
Eve Guevara-Sansom said,
June 4, 2008 @ 11:54 am
SKY NEWS “…following a very WET outcome at Wimbledon….HENMAN (clucker) and CLIFF RICHARD (rich’ARD man 4 Jesus BAWLS) - both well-known Brit WOMBLE-WETS - were forced OFF the plane by disappointed irate passengers to continue their next game of BALLS on the wings….”
Adam Balcombe said,
June 5, 2008 @ 10:43 am
When i said the plane needed a service “ACE” this isnt what i had in mind
Crazy Horse said,
June 5, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
Damn It!, I think I joined the wrong mile-high club!
Crazy Horse said,
June 5, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
(during the war)…if only we had someway of distracting the german gunners…
ken wilkinson said,
June 6, 2008 @ 9:55 am
“I told you what would happen if we drank Red Bull.”
Karen Hine said,
June 6, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
I didnt realise this is what you meant when you said you were a “high flyer in the tennis world”.
Christopher Horne said,
June 7, 2008 @ 9:02 am
You can not be serious man! The ball was in.
Scott Bull said,
June 7, 2008 @ 10:18 am
After taking his girlfriend clubbing in a Armed-Forces helicopter, Tennis over Wimbledon was the next logical step for Prince William.
Laurence said,
June 7, 2008 @ 10:42 am
I say, old chap, who’s flying the plane?
Congratulations to our Online Joke Competition Winner for June - Laurence Won 2 Free Tickets to a show of his choice
Debbie Matthews said,
June 9, 2008 @ 7:35 am
“Tally ho fella, what do you say after this tennis match we go for a drink on the tail end of this machine?”
Lewis Matthews said,
June 9, 2008 @ 7:36 am
When The Guinness Book of Records said they were looking for a new and peculiar entry, this wasn’t quite what they had in mind!
Debbie Matthews said,
June 9, 2008 @ 7:38 am
“Tally ho fella, what do you say after this boring tennis match we head for a beverage on the tail end of this machine?”
Jeff said,
June 9, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
“I can’t believe it, there’s one of the buggers taking photos from a parachute, I was sure this Wingledon idea would evade the paparazzi”
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
After poor viewing figures, Sky Sports Channel Director fired for winging it !
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
Rackateers on a drugs trip !
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
Hang on, my undies have gone up me arse crack again !
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
Mankins from JJB sucked up in tornado cause light aircraft to crash.
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Some airbase commanders didn’t really understand what a volley bombardment actually meant.
Si said,
June 12, 2008 @ 8:46 pm
mankins should read manakins. Typo oops @~
Pilot “Those blow up male dolls you used to repair the wing.”
Ground control “Yeh”
Pilot “They seem to have inflated !”
Alok Bhatt said,
June 14, 2008 @ 7:13 am
Prize money : A life !! The winner gets the only parachute left in the plane.
lisa said,
June 16, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
“i thought you said show off TO your new bird timmy, not ON her!”
Colin said,
June 17, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
To you. No to you.
Chuckle Bros on Holiday.
John Bishop said,
June 21, 2008 @ 10:45 am
“I’ve had it with these motherf****in’ strokes on a motherf****in’ plane!”