The Comedy Club BlogApril Joke Competition
After a record 48 entries in March’s Online Joke Competition we’re proud to present another opportunity to have fun and win free tickets. Submit your caption below and if yours is judged the funniest on June 2nd then you’ll win 2 free tickets to a Comedy Club show of your choice. Be as silly or straight laced as you like, we just like to laugh! And yes…that is a ship laying on its’ side.
Submit your caption below:
Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation
fUnNy.DaZ.jOhNsOn said,
April 30, 2008 @ 9:39 am
“Dave, try lifting with your knees more”
wendy said,
April 30, 2008 @ 11:11 am
“bloody hell i didnt think i had put that many clothes in my case for the cruise!”
wendy said,
April 30, 2008 @ 11:15 am
“well you did well with the sailing ,but i am going to have to fail you on the parking”
wendy said,
April 30, 2008 @ 11:19 am
when they said the ship looked a little tired, i thought they meant the paint work!
Congratulations to May’s Online Joke Competition Winner - Wendy has won 2 free tickets to a show of her choice!
Nigel Henson said,
April 30, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
Let me explain, the tide comes in, the tide goes out.
Nigel said,
April 30, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
I bet my cup of tea’s gone over as well!
Nigel said,
April 30, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
BAA (Terminal 5) secret lost baggage store revealed!
Nita said,
April 30, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
I’m just the same in a multi-storey, I can never find where I parked my car
Nigel said,
April 30, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
“Oiiiiii, Numpt, I said if you come in at that angle it will turn over!
Now reverse and try it again.”
Rebecca said,
April 30, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
The first transgender ship turned submarine has failed!
Lynne said,
April 30, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Women Captains!
simon said,
April 30, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
What, again?
Luke said,
April 30, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
Yup that looks fine
Ross said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
Olympic Stadium Construction Underway:
John for f… sake! You’ve been holding the instructions the wrong way round!
How are they gonna run on them Tracks?!!!
Ross said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
I’v heard of freestyle swimming,
but boat freestyle! Thats just getting ridiculous!!!
Ross said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
“Now WHERE’S WALLY?”
Ross said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
New Scalelectrix Wall of Death track takes turn for the worse!
Gemma said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Titanic recovered, but Leonardo still missing…..Thank God!
Gemma said,
May 1, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
P & O Ferries deny staff shortages cause accidents.
Gemma said,
May 1, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
Titanic 2 staff recruitment day experiences poor turnout!
Candice M said,
May 2, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
The FAT convention decided it would probably be best to stay in a normal hotel next year.
Scott said,
May 3, 2008 @ 2:29 am
Another Port and Starboard mixup
Scott said,
May 3, 2008 @ 2:34 am
News Flash: Further evidence of Jedi misuse of powers. Police begin manhunt for ringleader suspect, who is short green and carries a walking stick. Catch him soon they will.
Scott said,
May 3, 2008 @ 2:35 am
Eventually the whales decided they had taken enough crap and took matters into their own flippers.
Colin said,
May 6, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Prison ship riot takes a turn for the worse!!!!
Richard said,
May 6, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
Stevie Wonder takes new job sailing ships!
Colin said,
May 16, 2008 @ 9:26 am
right that’s the BMX ramp in place now for the rest of the track!!!!
Colin said,
May 16, 2008 @ 9:28 am
we’ll call this one the 100m freestyle track event!!!!
Michael said,
May 16, 2008 @ 10:35 am
It hasnt quite disappeared Mr Blaine..
Si said,
May 16, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
Tate Gallery exhibits new work: “Man takes leak by ship on the piss”
Si said,
May 16, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
Captain found to have an inner ear infection.
phil said,
May 16, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
This is what happens when Captain Pugwash spends too much time with Roger tha cabin boy
Scott Bull said,
May 16, 2008 @ 6:24 pm
The new Transformers movie looks like it will live up to the hype.
ken wilkinson said,
May 16, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
“Captain,I don`t think Franz Liszt was a very good choice of music,maybe you should now try Level 42.”
CrazyHorse said,
May 20, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
Bloody Russians with their Vodka adverts!
CrazyHorse said,
May 20, 2008 @ 4:45 pm
Al Quaida didn’t think this one through!
CrazyHorse said,
May 20, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
” Just as Cheggers began his live comedy set, the ship turned..”, a spokesperson said, “..it was weird; almost as if the ship WANTED to crash!”
CrazyHorse said,
May 20, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
More Polish ’skilled’ workers….
shahnawaz said,
May 22, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
nap time
Damien said,
May 23, 2008 @ 7:42 pm
“Dave, the radars there for a reason. USE IT!”
Damien said,
May 23, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
Holy ship…
Nose Ear said,
May 28, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Ship takes on Jesus in “Walk on Water” marathon and loses. The ship said afterwards “I tried, but I just didn’t have the legs for it.”
sharon said,
May 30, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
i told you to leave your mother at home
sharon said,
May 30, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
weight watchers convention
sharon said,
May 30, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
The captain finally realised that maybe they should have bought the longer mooring lines afterall.
sharon said,
May 30, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
The captain was rapidly trying to figure out how to fill out the insurance claim for this one
Gareth said,
May 31, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
Shit. I am sooooo gonna get fired for this!
HATTIE said,
June 1, 2008 @ 10:25 am
Job Centre Plus told Sky News that they had reflected that the job spec maybe should have contained a tad more detail regarding the actual concept of “roll on-roll off ferries! !!