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David Lee said,
April 1, 2008 @ 10:25 am
The Estate Agent wasn’t joking when he said the house had Transport links nearby!
David Lee said,
April 1, 2008 @ 10:27 am
I’m not keen on that strange pathway AND WHERE IS THAT DAMN EVER INCREASING TOOTING NOISE COMING FROM?
FuNnY.DaZ.JoHnSoN said,
April 1, 2008 @ 11:02 am
the house just had enough and went off the rails…
Sarah McCullen said,
April 1, 2008 @ 11:08 am
The remake of The Wizard of Oz wasn’t quite going to plan.!
Sarah McCullen said,
April 1, 2008 @ 11:10 am
Darling, when you said you had bought us a mobile home this wasn’t quite what I had in mind!
Gareth Dove said,
April 1, 2008 @ 11:44 am
Well i can’t see much wrong but this window obviously needs replacing
Colin Rolfe said,
April 1, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
I have heard of being on line BUT !!!!!!
Colin Rolfe said,
April 1, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
A new way of saying a tree has fallen across the track.
A. Lee. Gator said,
April 1, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
The engineer said he’d have Mrs Jones online in no time
*nods to Colin for the inspiration
ken wilkinson said,
April 1, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
“Their new home was a little off the beaten track.”
Scott Bull said,
April 1, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
Colin And Justin get more than they bargained for on their new series “How Not To Decorate If You’re A Redneck”.
wendy said,
April 2, 2008 @ 8:57 am
have your house in the country and in 10 minutes , in the city aswell.
Colin Rolfe said,
April 2, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
Delays caused by tree house on line
Nigel henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
Estate Agent Ad:
“Bijou residence requires minor repairs, convenient for train”
Nigel henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
When they said we could have our own cabin on the train, this isn’t what I had in mind!
Nigel henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Sign: Temporary Diversion
To cross track enter via kitchen and exit through window.
Karen Hine said,
April 2, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
Thats the last time I enter for Extreme Makeover!
ross henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
Train Spotting moves to another level
ross henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
Alton Towers deny any problems with new ride.
ross henson said,
April 2, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
Branson says new Virgin Rail sleeper unit still on track for April release.
Jill Weeks said,
April 2, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
I know I said I wanted dropping off at the station honey!!!!!!!!!
Jill Weeks said,
April 2, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
I am not trusting that programme Monster Moves again!!!!!!
Jill Weeks said,
April 2, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
You said you wanted easy access to the trains
Jill Weeks said,
April 2, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
Tenant to land lord: You didnt tell me about the early morning wake up call.
Michael Graham said,
April 2, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
I love these mobile home show-houses complete with retractable train tracks. Mummy can we buy a train too?
jayson staples said,
April 3, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
the children always said they wanted a train set for christmas
Sue Dowley-Walker said,
April 4, 2008 @ 8:57 am
Claytus, when your mumma said we was going to have to move house, she meant to another house sweety.
Si said,
April 4, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
Man searches for his “flat mate” whilst onlookers mock.
F**c that broken glass hurts !
As engineering costs over-run, network rail consider booking accomodation online.
That wasn’t what I meant when I asked for a mortgage tracker !
Ah, sod it, the Branson joke has got to win. Well done Ross.
Si said,
April 4, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Hornby guage what !?
Who the fu-k miniturised us ?
wendy said,
April 5, 2008 @ 8:36 am
the perfect way to avoid council tax, they will never know which county your in !!!
wendy said,
April 5, 2008 @ 8:37 am
the house had everything going for it, infact everything in the house was going!!
wendy said,
April 5, 2008 @ 8:38 am
the house with the ever changing view, what a great idea!!
Jill Weeks said,
April 5, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
why dont you use the front door like any other civilised person? now your muddy foot prints will be all over the windowsill!
Jill Weeks said,
April 5, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Darling, it is just what i am looking for, it only needs a little bit of work doing on it……………………..
wendy said,
April 20, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
was this house off the beaten track ,or on it?
marc jones said,
April 21, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Hubby “they did me a great deal on my bike insurance ”
Wife ” what did they say about the house”
Hubby SHIT i knew there was something…
marc jones said,
April 21, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
It was a good party but how many did we have?
marc jones said,
April 21, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Si did the estate agent mention why this station was cheaper than the rest?
marc jones said,
April 21, 2008 @ 11:15 pm
HIM..the guy was here this morning and he promised the tracks don’t get used anymore
Her…isn’t today april 1st?
Scott said,
April 25, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Thomas the Tank Engine’s day was about to take a turn for the worst…..
Scott said,
April 25, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
Season 57 of MTV’s show CRIBS was running out of inspiration and location….
Scott said,
April 25, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
With all their gyros and dodgy dealings banded together, Pikey Railways was open for business. All aboard. Next Stop: Dave’s mums house. Service terminates at Primark.
Steven said,
April 28, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
I see Dorothy has been drink driving again…
Steven said,
April 28, 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Bloody tic tac men, “little lifts” my arse…
(only funny if you’ve seen the tic-tac adverts in England)
Steven said,
April 28, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
Ikea’s flat pack housing seen as a big success
Steven said,
April 28, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
Here you go darling, I told you I’d find you a holiday home
Steven said,
April 28, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
New Hollywood Blockbuster; “Honey I blew up the thomas the tank engine set”
Andy Driver said,
April 30, 2008 @ 4:01 am
So this is what they mean’t when they said to expect a crash in the housing market at anytime.