The Comedy Club BlogMarch Joke Competition
Welcome to Spring people! A time of glorious sunshine, showers and greenery, all we need now is some serious laughter. Our March Joke Competition is set to be another stormer and we’ve got a great one for you this month. Submit your caption for the scene below and if yours is judged the funniest, you’ll receive 2 great comedy club tickets to a show of your choice. (Winner announced 1st April)
Submit your caption below now!
Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
Jay Dubbs said,
March 3, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
made in China…well well well!
Nicola said,
March 3, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Joe got the red nose day thing a bit wrong - never mind, it’s the thought that counts!
Nita said,
March 3, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
P for Pinnochio!
Ross said,
March 3, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
Next up to bat, the one eyed monster batter, Cyclops!
David Lee said,
March 3, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
That’s the last time I listen to the coach when he says keep your eye on the ball!
David Lee said,
March 3, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
Man, how big are those damn hailstones!
Cheree said,
March 3, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
The reason why he was holding the long wooden bat, was just about to hit him right between the eyes!
Val McCarthy said,
March 3, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
False stop!!!
Dave Lee said,
March 3, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
Michael Jacksons Plastic Surgeon Creates Another Weird Nose
Dave Lee said,
March 3, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
American Baseball Training Manual Gets Re-Written After ‘Keep Your Eye On The Ball’ Causes Near Death Experiences.
Dave Lee said,
March 3, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
The ‘Cotton Wool Ball Nose Protector’ As Seen On The Dragons Den.
Richard Hyland said,
March 3, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
Michael :you said no-one would notice the stiches. Owhh Thriller!
Scott Bull said,
March 4, 2008 @ 12:34 am
That’s the last time he criticises OJ Simpson’s dress sense for a court-case.
Sarah Taylor said,
March 4, 2008 @ 7:13 am
“SUPRISE, SUPRISE, THE UNEXPECTED HITS YOU BETWEEN THE EYES!” (sung by cilla black)
Mick Rose said,
March 4, 2008 @ 8:06 am
I know I said Always keep your eye on the ball!
wendy said,
March 5, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
man ,these white heads are hard to get rid of!!
wendy said,
March 5, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
told you not to call the bowler a sissy!
Mr T. said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
meet my friend PAAAAIIIN!
Julie said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
The yanks still don’t seem to have got the hang of a spot the ball competition!
ken wilkinson said,
March 9, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
“Donald,Duck.”"Nah,he looks more like Mickey Mouse.”
FuNnY.DaZ.jOhNsOn. said,
March 12, 2008 @ 11:08 am
ball in the face, not worth the chase
wendy said,
March 12, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
I wasnt ready!!!!!
Colin Rolfe said,
March 13, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Who said “Sports Relief” wasn’t painful.
richard perry said,
March 13, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
has anyone seen my baseball?
richard perry said,
March 13, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
never make a comment about your partners weight in the middle of baseball themed sexual role-play
wendy said,
March 17, 2008 @ 9:27 am
ozzie osbourne finally gets his own back on bill cosby for calling him foul mouthed !! .charity matches are worthwhile after all.
Crazy Horse said,
March 18, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
As if being hit in the face was bad enough, Pat developed the gayest posture!
Crazy Horse said,
March 18, 2008 @ 8:31 pm
The special Olympics was heavily criticised on day one…
Our Joke Competition winner for March won 2 Free Tickets to a show of their choice
Crazy Horse said,
March 18, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
It was a struggle at times, but Pebbles was determined not to let Narcolepsy stop him playing his favourite game!
Twitch said,
March 19, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Not in the face, anywhere but the face!
Karen said,
March 22, 2008 @ 6:30 am
Paul suddenly realised he wasn’t playing football ’til tomorrow..
Tina said,
March 29, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Christmas Sporting Fancy Dress 2007
….Oooooh, why am I always the prize idiot !!!
I believed Daddy when i was younger that it was a myth that Rudolf had a Red Nose !!!
marc jones said,
April 21, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
1 2 3 4 5…. coming ready or not