The Comedy Club BlogFebruary Joke Competition
Welcome to February’s Online Joke Competition from your favourite Comedy Club. Our chosen subject is this great picture released in the Daily Express, we couldn’t have taken a better picture for this ourselves! Submit your caption below and you’ll be in with a chance to win 2 free tickets to a show of your choice. (winner announced by email on 3rd March)
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Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
'Posh Scouse' said,
February 1, 2008 @ 10:47 am
Anyone see where Dave went?
wendy said,
February 3, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
the railwaymens outing always ends with a good game of hide and seek.
Paul Cousins said,
February 4, 2008 @ 10:49 am
‘The 7.47am to London Liverpool Street is currently facing delays as there are a dozen men in high-vis jackets costing up a bit pile of mud. Railway fares are expected to rise by 12% accordingly.’
Dave Lee said,
February 4, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
Railwaymen Have Elton Johns Lost Wig Surrounded….
Dave Lee said,
February 4, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
Whats The Big Deal ,Has No One Seen A Bush Before A Tunnel..
Dave Lee said,
February 4, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
Fly Tippers Caught On cctv..
wendy said,
February 4, 2008 @ 6:59 pm
the suicide club day out were just waiting for a perfect end to their day.
Steve said,
February 5, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Railtrack can’t afford new traffic light signals these guys are on minimum wage for amber
Michael Graham said,
February 5, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
I told you it was the wrong type of seeds we planted………
'Posh Scouse' said,
February 5, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
Look, a crow-bar isn’t gonna get you out of this jam alright!
Nigel said,
February 5, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
I know its a big hedgehog, but what ran it over?
February Winning Joke Entry - Well done Nigel, you’ve won 2 free tickets to a show of your choice!
wendy said,
February 5, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
” do you think people will see where we have buried the chairman of railtrack?”
Mark Harper said,
February 5, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
I told you to put leaves on the line…..not….
Colin Rolfe said,
February 8, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
We were told a light bulb needed changing!!!!
Scott Bull said,
February 8, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
Even if we told them it was just leaves on the track they’d ridicule us, how about we get paid £30,000 to play Grand Theft Auto instead?
Linda Montague said,
February 12, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
Health and Safety - we’ll have to fence it off in case some kids get hurt
Lewis said,
February 13, 2008 @ 1:47 am
“Well that’s odd…Pint lads?”
Paul Cousins said,
February 13, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
9 engineers and more coming. This is going nowhere fast!
jo gibbs said,
February 14, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
New problems for the goverment as eastern european immigrants flytip their pubic hair to disguise themselves as british…
Lee Emberson said,
February 19, 2008 @ 11:25 pm
I’m telling you know…she was just about to jump when the mud hit her.
Damo said,
February 19, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
The workers would soon regret standing so close to the site of Amy Winehouse’s next hair delivery…
Darius Bradley said,
February 20, 2008 @ 12:05 am
This cult decided to engage in a mass suicide….unfortunately the leader was also a big fan of following Health and Safety Regulations…..
FoxyLady said,
February 20, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Railway workers hedge their bets as they remain on track to get better working conditions …
Margaret Sedgwick said,
February 23, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
never mind leaves on the line, now we have gnomes!
Denise Whiteside said,
February 24, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
The Chain Gang are out again
ken wilkinson said,
February 25, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
“What`s all the fuss,this is a branch line.”
Mickey Anderson said,
February 26, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Oompa Lumpas examine Chocolate Factory disaster…
Mia said,
February 29, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
“Don’t worry; everything I know I learned from my son’s Hornby..”
Colin Brown said,
February 29, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
So that’s where Britney put it . . . .
Ieva Staneviciute said,
March 1, 2008 @ 4:46 am
Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home
Your house is on fire and your children are gone
All except one, and that’s Little Anne
For she has crept under the warming pan.