The Comedy Club BlogDecember’s Joke Competition - England Caption Special!
Welcome to December’s tantelisingly brilliant joke competition. The subject for our Christmas cheer in our Caption Competition is the less than fortunate Steve McClaren! Some say he was never qualified for the job and some say he should never have picked Scott Carson in goal…we think they’re right! Submit your Joke Caption below and you can win 2 free tickets to a show of your choice in 2008. (Winner Announced by email 4th Jan)
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Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
Stevie Wa Naby said,
December 3, 2007 @ 11:21 am
The 5-4-1 system works i’m telling you!
Dave Dangler said,
December 3, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
I know what you’re gonna say…I’m shit! Was I right?
December’s Winning Joke - It was a close one this month. Well done Dave!
chris purvis said,
December 3, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
“Go on. Pull my finger”
Colin Brown said,
December 3, 2007 @ 8:39 pm
“And if I stick my finger in the dyke like this, everything will be fine.”
Colin Rolfe said,
December 4, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
“Is this my way out”
Dave Nash said,
December 4, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
I can take a subtle hint - by the way is that the way back to Middlesborough?
boss hog said,
December 4, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
‘we conceded 2 goals over there and we’re capable of doing the same at home!’
OR
‘I don’t read the papers, I don’t gamble, infact I don’t even know what day it is’
(actual quotes, apparently!!!)
He also asks us to consider this…..
‘You live and die by results, I asked to be judged on that and people have’[mmm, that £2.5m payoff must have been a particular kick in the teeth]
Sean O'Connor said,
December 5, 2007 @ 6:04 am
Steve McClaren decides his next move will be to star in ET - The Musical. Maybe he’ll be more useful as someone who resembles the brush head on a vacuum cleaner.
Sean O'Connor said,
December 5, 2007 @ 6:18 am
No, I am not ET but I feel at the moment I am probably less useful than an alien who resembles a vacuum cleaner head.
Crazy Horse said,
December 5, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
1 more chance, c’mon you know it makes sense!
Crazy Horse said,
December 5, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Right boy’s we need to stop the worst ‘period’ in England’s football history…so if I insert this finger into the vagina……
Crazy Horse said,
December 5, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
Did you just call me a twat?!
Mike Facherty - subs said,
December 6, 2007 @ 12:18 am
I’m a has-been, get me out of here!
Stevie Wa Naby said,
December 6, 2007 @ 11:58 am
Reporter: Did you have any plans to resign or were you asked to leave?
Steve McLaren: now let me finish
Reporter: Just go Steve
wendy said,
December 6, 2007 @ 8:18 pm
“yes i know i was rubbish,next question mother”
wendy said,
December 6, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
“there is more talent in this finger than in the whole of the england squad, sothere!”
wendy said,
December 6, 2007 @ 8:21 pm
“of course I love england!look i have the union jack painted on my finger nail!”
DEREK said,
December 6, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
“never mind about the england job,does this nail varnish go with my eyes?”
craig said,
December 10, 2007 @ 3:00 am
im heading for a new career in brollywood
Crazy Horse said,
December 13, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
The newly constructed statue of McClaren, commissioned for Moscow, was a triumph, except for that the fact it gave direction!
Crazy Horse said,
December 13, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
The shortlist for Lou & Andy on the Xmas ‘celebrity’ special of Little Britain is heating up….
ANDY (McClaren): “I want that one!” -
LOU (FA Chairman): “What £2.5m payoff…, are you sure Andy…, you always said accepting money for poor performance was leading to the downfall and distrust of Red Light districts across the UK, stemming to the dis-loyalty to the government and the downfall of democracy?!”
ANDY: “I want THAT ONE!”
Dick Sticklebrick said,
December 13, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
Stressed? I’m not stressed, just because my neck vein’s as thick as this finger. I’m pleased with my performance and all the boys. Just because we lost too many times doesn’t mean my wallet’s empty.
Idetrorce said,
December 16, 2007 @ 2:02 am
very interesting, but I don’t agree with youÂ
Ravabelli said,
December 16, 2007 @ 2:47 am
I may be crap but at least I’m not going bald.
Shrug said,
December 17, 2007 @ 8:41 am
Right, which one of you bastards gave me an Alan Shearer hair cut!!!
Cris said,
December 22, 2007 @ 11:26 am
i know i know england are indeed crap and to top it off ive forgotten the green wig and red nose but i am still proud to be a clown
or
sung in your bestest phonetic chav voice
“yoooourr goin home ina fookinng amboooolance”
Scull said,
December 30, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
no shane warne….. I will not get laser treatment on my cuticles!
Rav said,
January 2, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
As sure as santa calls once a year I ain’t leaving this job..