The Comedy Club BlogNovember’s Joke Competition
If you can’t wait to get down to your local Comedy Club and have a laugh, now’s your chance to have a giggle sat at your desk or at home. We’ve had loads of great entries over the months and they’re still as strong as ever. Choosing our fated subjects this month was the brilliant Martin Beaumont who will also be deciding the winner of 2 free tickets to a show of your choice come 30th Nov! Submit your joke below and let the fun begin…
What’s the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a Knife?
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Andy Saxby said,
November 1, 2007 @ 10:20 am
One is a kitchen tool, the other is just a tool in the kitchen!
Hannah Nelson said,
November 1, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Gordon Ramsey finished off D-Place in Chelmsford like the knife never could
Dave Nash said,
November 5, 2007 @ 10:44 am
Gordon Ramsey’s tongue is sharper than any knife
Crazy Horse said,
November 15, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
The Knife has no problems communicating its point!
wendy charlesworth said,
November 15, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
One is smooth , sharp and can cut you to bits , the other is wrinkled and sharp and can cut you to bits!
Mike Facherty - subs said,
November 19, 2007 @ 12:57 am
Gordon Ramsay is more likely to fly off the handle.
Damien said,
November 20, 2007 @ 6:57 am
I konw which one Jamie Oliver would rather deal with
Damien said,
November 20, 2007 @ 7:07 pm
The knife HAS a sharp prick… the other is
wendy said,
November 21, 2007 @ 8:55 pm
both have pricks, but the knife,s could do damage.
Wise Foley said,
November 21, 2007 @ 11:53 pm
It looks like Gordon got F-ed in the mouth.
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Crazy Horse said,
November 28, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Neither are out of place in Rangers dressing room!
Jeff News said,
November 30, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
One cuts through food and the other one uses the knife to cut through food.
Emma Bain said,
December 1, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
The knife holds back when it needs to unlike GORDAN!!!