The Comedy Club BlogOctober Joke Competition
Welcome to another fun packed Online Joke Competition, ready and set to go for your enjoyment in September. Don’t be afraid to show your meaner side, we love our celebrities but some have been going too far recently so we’ve put one in the spotlight for you. This month we ask; What’s the difference between Pete Burns and a Spade? Submit your answer(s) below and you stand a chance to win 2 free tickets to a show of your choice!(Winner announced by email on 1st Nov)
What’s the difference between Pete Burns and a Spade?
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Steve Watkinson said,
October 1, 2007 @ 10:51 am
The spade just nicks it in the looks department
Genie said,
October 1, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
A spade is a spade but who knows what Pete Burns is?
wendy said,
October 1, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
the spade doesnt look as though its been hit in the face with pete burns !
Shrug said,
October 2, 2007 @ 4:31 am
1. The spade is used for digging things up, whilst Pete Burns look like he’s just been dug up!
Kev said,
October 3, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
A-hole
Colin said,
October 3, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
I’d rather snog a spade.
Damien said,
October 7, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
pete burns isnt as fun at the seaside
Damien said,
October 7, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
i cant fill a bucket by just looking at the spade
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George Fornby said,
October 11, 2007 @ 9:36 am
I’d hang one out in the shed all winter, the other’s a spade
Neil Weedon said,
October 12, 2007 @ 9:28 am
I can get a handle on a spade
JoeWade said,
October 12, 2007 @ 8:48 pm
One gets touched by butch men , one dreams it.
Crazy Horse said,
October 15, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
I’ve never called a spade a twat!
Crazy Horse said,
October 15, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
No one would buy a Pete Burns!
Stevie said,
October 17, 2007 @ 9:23 am
stick a ginger wig on the spade and stand it in the corner and there’s no difference at all
Rav said,
October 23, 2007 @ 11:09 am
One is a dergatory term and the other is a spade.
JoeWade said,
October 24, 2007 @ 12:23 am
you can never actually tell what sex they are…
Pete said,
October 24, 2007 @ 10:02 am
They both need a good digging.
Pete said,
October 24, 2007 @ 10:05 am
They both need a good digging. But that’s not really a difference Its just the honest truth.
wendy charlesworth said,
October 24, 2007 @ 10:34 am
you can tell one of them is dead or alive.
Andy Saxby said,
October 29, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Unfortunately you cant find Pete Burns hanging in a shed!