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What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and a Measuring Jug?
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Tony B said,
September 3, 2007 @ 10:35 am
Amy Winehouse never knows when she’s had too much!
The Cloud said,
September 3, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
The jugs father-in-law is very supportive of the jugs chosen career path.
Julie Gipson said,
September 4, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
A measuring jug can hold its liquor
Simon Gale said,
September 4, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
Jug: 1 measure….2 measures…Done.
Amy Winhouse: 1 measure…2 measures…3 measures…4 measures…1 for luck…another 1 for luck…and another one for luck…and 1 more…one more wont hurt…
wendy said,
September 5, 2007 @ 8:10 am
there is less writing on the Pyrex jug!
Tricky N said,
September 5, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
the jug takes liquid by the pint but Amy drinks by the gallon
Rich said,
September 5, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
*joking aside - I’d like to see the jug in some hefty eyeliner
Damien said,
September 5, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
the jug HAS been to rehab….doesn’t it show
mick west said,
September 6, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
one takes repeated measures of liquid, the others a jug
tina said,
September 7, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
the jug will spill if you over fill it, amy winehouse will spew if you over fill her.
J said,
September 8, 2007 @ 9:13 am
Whilst Amy really herself doesn’t know half the time how much she has had, the jug however is pretty clear about what it can have…usually 400-500ml of Bud, Amy however enjoys the odd beverage then 4-5 pills and some Bud.
wendy said,
September 12, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
the jug is quite nice looking.
Shrug said,
September 21, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
1.One is covered in writing, totally transparent and usually full of liquid whilst the other is a jug
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2. Everyone knows why the jug is famous.
3. A jug is useful.
4. It only takes one hand to hold up the jug when it’s full of wine.
5. Nothing! They both have big mouths.
wendy said,
September 30, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
one is very fragile and easily smashed, the other is a jug !