The Comedy Club BlogJuly Joke Competition
It’s been another year and Henmania came and went even quicker than usual! Spare a thought for our nations top tennis player though, Tim’s been going for as long as Tony Blair! July’s Joke competition was judged by comedy legend Kevin McCarthy and he asked…what’s the difference between Tim Henman and a Vegetable Peeler? (Peter’s winning entry has been highlighted below!)
What’s the difference between Tim Henman and a Vegetable Peeler?
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Joey Joe Joe Jnr. said,
July 2, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
You can rely on the peeler for a decent slice
Scoop381 said,
July 2, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
one makes chip shots the other makes hot chips
Debbie Goldsmith said,
July 2, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
One plays tennis & the other peels potatos, ahaha!!
Lewis Matthews said,
July 2, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
One peels veg, the other is a veg!
Ricky said,
July 3, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
You can always rely on one to get the job done every time.
wendy said,
July 3, 2007 @ 7:16 pm
the potato peeler does its job properly!.
wendy said,
July 3, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
one makes great slices the other doesnt.
wendy said,
July 3, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
one makes a winning meal .the other makes a meal of winning.
Keith Duebery said,
July 10, 2007 @ 11:55 am
Adidas have never foolishly sponsored any potato peelers
Katrina Deal said,
July 10, 2007 @ 11:56 am
The peeler has greater sex appeeeeel
Nicola said,
July 11, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
The peeler has got more of a backbone!
pete said,
July 12, 2007 @ 8:17 pm
no difference there both for skins
July’s winner was chosen by comedy legend Kevin McCarthy!Â
Scoop381 said,
July 12, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
Roger Federer has some repect for a potato peeler
Mr Bean said,
July 17, 2007 @ 7:05 am
The potato peeler still works in the rain but does give you tennis elbow
Emma said,
July 17, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
If anyone said Henman was better at his job than this utensil…there’d definately be some a-peeling!
wendy said,
July 25, 2007 @ 8:32 am
the potato peeler can always perform and come up with a result.
John Morgan said,
July 31, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
you can’t paly tennis with either
John Morgan said,
July 31, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
Henman doesn’t quietly fit in my cutlery draw, trust me i tried
tesa campy said,
November 26, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
the potato peeler is usefull tim henman isnt hahahaha