The Comedy Club BlogJune Joke Competition
The weather hardly made it flaming June, but the joke competition really heated up over the month and he had some great entries. It was a close call again but this month’s winner was Scoop381, so congratulations! Welsh comedian Kevin Coleman is a down to earth character and really chuckled at Scoop’s entry highlighted below.
What’s the difference between Victoria Beckham and a Cheese Grater?
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chris said,
June 1, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
We just hope that David knows!
Scoop381 said,
June 1, 2007 @ 6:23 pm
There is more meat on a cheese grater
Scoop381 said,
June 1, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
There are less sharp edges on a cheese grater
Scoop381 said,
June 1, 2007 @ 6:30 pm
David Beckham doesn’t stick his K*** in a cheese Grater ( I assume)…I might be wrong…I don’t think I am tho…but if I am, please ignore this joke.
Lewis Matthews said,
June 1, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
The cheese grater “cuts both ways” !!
Debbie Goldsmith said,
June 1, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
Its a no brainer - the cheese grater has MUCH more personality!
pete said,
June 2, 2007 @ 8:11 am
one shreds the produce of a bovine. the other is one
Grant said,
June 4, 2007 @ 11:12 am
One grates cheese, the other just grates
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
You can’t get on Big Brother pretending to be a cheese grater!
June’s Joke Competition winner was chosen by comedian Kevin Coleman
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
You don’t take a cheese grater up the Arsenal
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
No one would laugh if I took an axe to a cheese grater (especially for Andy)
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
I just don’t see Victoria being able to make cheese on toast
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
You might find a Cheese grater in a kitchen
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
one is cold emotionless and completely manufactured….sorry…you wanted differences didn’t you?….my mistake
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
David Beckham wouldn’t throw his Engalnd Career away on the sayso of a cheese grater.
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
One is found in the utensil draw the other was found on the spice rack
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
One grates cheese the other grates my nerves
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
Mel C will still allow a cheese grater in her house
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
Heat Magazine doesn’t care how much fat there is on a cheese grater
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
A cheese grater has a better chance of a Hollywood career
Scoop381 said,
June 4, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
When I put a Cheese Grater in my Dishwasher it doesn’t scream to be let out and scratch at the door. And to be honest it was a lot easier to put in. No whinning, no begging. just straight in..no problems. In fact If I were to do it again..I probably wouldn’t…Putting Victoria Beckham in a dishwasher is just to much like hard work.
Danny Boi said,
June 5, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
I’ve got a picture of a Cheese Grater on my wall
Jem said,
June 6, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
The cheese grater has just as much bling but more of a purpose in the world!
peter wilson said,
June 13, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
i’d sooner put my prick in the cheese grater
wendy said,
June 14, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
both look silly when posing, but the cheese grater can get away with it with its charm.
Scoop381 said,
June 24, 2007 @ 11:27 am
You can fit Victoria through the holes in a cheese grater but you can’t fit a cheese grater through the holes in Victoria
Jonny said,
June 25, 2007 @ 7:53 pm
Well, basically, as his Spanish colleagues all said……wait for it………”Heese Greater”! What did you expect,…..quality?
Ricky said,
June 27, 2007 @ 5:37 pm
the grater is quite cheesy, but victoria is the cheesiest thing i have eva heard(appart from agadoo by black lace)