The Comedy Club BlogMay Joke Competition
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What’s the difference between Peter Andre and an Ironing Board?
Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
Pinball said,
May 1, 2007 @ 9:02 am
You won’t find an ironing board in the jungle
Debbie Goldsmith said,
May 1, 2007 @ 10:05 am
Peter’s wife is often laying flatter than an ironing board!
Lewis Matthews said,
May 1, 2007 @ 10:05 am
That ironing board ain’t no “mysterious girl!”
May’s Joke Competition winner was chosen by comediennes Chambers & Nettleton!
Pete said,
May 1, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
one presses Jordans knickers.The other wears them
simon said,
May 1, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
the ironing board isnt a twat
Crazy Horse said,
May 2, 2007 @ 11:46 am
The ironing board’s more masculine!
Brian Chambers said,
May 9, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
Secret fans don’t come rushing out when they think the ironing board’s dead
simon said,
May 10, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
When my ironingboard had flu no-one cared
Budd said,
May 14, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
One is popular in every house hold the other wishes he was.
Budd said,
May 14, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
They are both ugly to look at but at least you can leave one in the cupboard
Crazy Horse said,
May 16, 2007 @ 11:30 am
The Ironing board was a clever invention….
Crazy Horse said,
May 16, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Most women wouldn’t mind giving birth to an ironing board!
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
I can think of two uses for an ironing board
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:22 pm
Nobody photographs my ironing brd every time I tak itout
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
About 10 IQ points
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
I would miss my ironing board
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Pushing an Ironing board off a cliff wouldn’t get you in the papers
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Changing an Ironing board cover wouldn’t mean a double page spread in Closer magazine
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
I don’t really want to drop my iron on an ironing board
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
My ironing board has more charisma
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
Taking an axe to an ironing board wouldn’t make people laugh
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
one just stands there looking flat and boring…the others an ironing board!
Scoop381 said,
May 21, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
Taking the piss out of an ironing board isn’t much fun
Scoop381 said,
May 22, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
Ones orange and useless the other is an orange ironing board
Guff Curtains said,
May 24, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
(1) If you threw them out of a plane only one would bounce
(2) Most women only have a use for the Ironing Board
(3) You wouldn’t catch an ironing board singing “Insania”
daveboy said,
May 29, 2007 @ 8:17 pm
nothing they both need a cover over them
Grant said,
May 30, 2007 @ 10:18 am
Jordan only uses one of them
chris said,
May 30, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
One screams like a girl if you put a boiling hot iron on it and calls the police….
Unfortunately
Lewis Hadley said,
May 30, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
in a recent survey peter andre was asked would he consider exchanging his wife for an ironing board
instantly hot under the collar peter replies she wears the trousers in our house m8 and im under the cuff as it is, im trying not to get shirty here but if you throw in a black bag and £10 an hour we have a deal.
Rod said,
May 30, 2007 @ 6:03 pm
One is absolutely flat and the other is an aboslute twat
Scoop381 said,
May 31, 2007 @ 12:36 am
Max Clifford wouldn’t have got a percentage if Jordan had married an Ironing Board
Musa said,
May 31, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
One is an inanimate worthles object the other has uses in a home
Musa said,
May 31, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
One is a hot piece of work, the other is PeterAndre
jammy carnt said,
May 31, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
one comes out of the closet, the other one should too
jammy carnt said,
May 31, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
one comes out of the closet, the other one should.