The Comedy Club BlogApril Joke Competition
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What’s the difference between Prince Harry and a Laundry Basket?
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Pat said,
April 4, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
The Laundry Basket is a lot more noble in its actions
Peter Warren said,
April 4, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
the clothes in the basket will eventually dry out
Wise Foley said,
April 12, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
Who’s Prince Harry?
The Comedy Club said,
April 16, 2007 @ 11:26 am
Henry Charles Albert David Windsor (Prince Henry of Wales) - aka. Prince Harry
Enjoy the competition!
Crazy Horse said,
April 17, 2007 @ 11:57 am
One contains Royal Blood and the other, well you would certainly hope does not!
Simon said,
April 17, 2007 @ 8:54 pm
You’re not going to be arrested for putting your dirty underwear in a laundry basket …unless they are covered in child blood, then you’re stuffed either way
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 9:59 am
About ten bloody pounds…….you decide which has the ten bloody pounds.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 10:00 am
Apparently England’s approval……only one is getting sent to Iraq.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 10:00 am
The basket appears to have better balance.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 10:04 am
Next month one will still a bloody hamper…the other may be a bloody camper.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 10:05 am
They both contain skid marks
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 19, 2007 @ 7:43 pm
One gets washed while the other gets trashed
Rupert Pupkin said,
April 20, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
one of these is useful, serves an obvious purpose and people like to have one around.
the other one is a squaddie who likes a bit of weed and his beer.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 21, 2007 @ 10:00 am
One gets washed…while the other gets trashed!
Simon said,
April 23, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
nothing, they both have the same list of scholarly credits to their names
peter wilson said,
April 24, 2007 @ 11:06 pm
one’s in my bathroom the other one better fucking not be!
APRIL’S JOKE COMPETITION WINNER WAS CHOSEN BY RUDI LICKWOOD
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 25, 2007 @ 8:23 am
One is rectangle while the other is…..person shaped.
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 25, 2007 @ 8:25 am
Two letters
Matt Van Hoose said,
April 25, 2007 @ 8:26 am
One is holy while the other is anything but
Debbie Goldsmith said,
April 25, 2007 @ 10:01 am
Eventaully the laundry basket gets cleaned up!
Lewis Matthews said,
April 25, 2007 @ 10:54 am
Prince Harry’s dirty laundry gets more of an airing than the dirty laundry in the basket!
Colin said,
April 25, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
It’s not just the laundry that will need drying out.
dan said,
April 26, 2007 @ 9:46 am
Nothing women love to play with both
David said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
ones third in line to the throne and dresses as a Nazi and the other is a useful household object. if you have to ask this question I suggest never furnishing your own fucking houseon your own, you’ll end up in a right old mess
Matt Van Hoose said,
May 1, 2007 @ 7:56 am
There’s a good chance that one of them will be clean by the end of the month.
Matt Van Hoose said,
May 1, 2007 @ 7:56 am
They both spend a lot of time on the floor.
Matt Van Hoose said,
May 1, 2007 @ 8:23 am
If you pour a lot of beer in the laundry basket it just falls out the bottom…if you poor a lot of beer into Henry it comes out the top.
Matt Van Hoose said,
May 1, 2007 @ 8:47 am
One is really smart, has a college degree, speaks four different languages, is a chapion chess player, came in third in the last marathon, awesome bowler, speed skater, types a hundred and five words a minute, can make quilts, great fisherman, very reliable, smells great, is a wonderful lover, expert mountain climber, and wrote two best selling novels…..and then there’s Henry….who…..can walk…sometimes