The Comedy Club BlogMarch Joke Competition
Congratulations to Mark, our winner this month! The winning entry highlighted below really made Phil Butler chuckle so well done! Thank you to everyone who entered into the competition and we hope you continue to join us with more entries into our Online Joke Competition, next tme it could be YOU winning the free tickets! ;Â
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What’s the difference between Britney Spears and an Umbrella?
Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.
Steve Pascalini said,
March 1, 2007 @ 10:42 am
The umbrellas got a lot more going for it at the moment
Andy said,
March 2, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
When an umbrella snaps it doesnt end up on the front page of a newspaper
Andy said,
March 2, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
when an umbrella snaps you throw it away
Charlotte said,
March 2, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
An umrella has the decency to cover it’s private parts.
Charlotte said,
March 2, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
An umbrella wont marry a useless bum, have children it can’t look after, get divorced, show it’s private parts, get dumped and end up becoming the useless bum it married.
Les said,
March 2, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
There is more hair on an umbrella
Les said,
March 2, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
An umbrella stops the drips, Britney marries them.
arbab said,
March 3, 2007 @ 9:42 pm
we cant hold britney spears as we hold an umbrella becuase she is out of contol
so umbrella stay with everyone
arbab said,
March 3, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
britney spears have no colours and design on her head but an umbrella have different design and colours
arbab said,
March 3, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
britney spears is a sun and an umbrella protect us from the rays of sun
Radio fix said,
March 5, 2007 @ 7:22 pm
There is no difference. They both feature widely in public storms.
dave said,
March 7, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
I was born at an early age,apparantly I was with my mother at the time!
The Comedy Club said,
March 8, 2007 @ 10:31 am
Hi Dave,
Nice joke. However to be in with a chance to win the tickets you need to answer our question set at the top set by Phil Butler…not yourself.
Look forward to seeing your entry.
Wise Foley said,
March 10, 2007 @ 1:01 am
Umbrellas have pubes.
tasteless said,
March 16, 2007 @ 5:52 am
I’d rather get fucked by the umbrella.
Baz said,
March 16, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
Smooth on top. Smooth underneath. Flares up at the slightest sign of an light flash. This must be a trick Question?
Baz said,
March 16, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
Smooth domed top. Smooth curvy underneath.
Definitely a trck question
debbie chan said,
March 17, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
an umbrella can’t go to rehab
mark said,
March 21, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
the (appalling 80s leopard skin) umbrella has a higher chance of impressing your mates when your take it on a night out
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Mergatryod Entwhistle said,
March 23, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
An anagram of Britney Spears is presbyterians, but umbrella isn’t.
Debbie said,
April 2, 2007 @ 11:26 pm
The umbrella still gets it up for K-Fed.
Tony said,
April 3, 2007 @ 11:10 am
There is no difference, they both open wide!
Tony said,
April 3, 2007 @ 11:12 am
Oh, and im late for the this joke, oooops!