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What’s the difference between Tony Blair and a Toilet Brush?
Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individual posting the comments and not the organisation.
Joe Williams said,
February 2, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Once the toilet brush finishes its job, all the crap’s all gone. With Tony the crap’s here to stay!
martin holdcroft said,
February 2, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
A toilet brush will remove those unsightly skid stains completely.
Tony Blair will just move them to another department.
martin holdcroft said,
February 2, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
You can admit to liking your toilet brush at a dinner party.
Nicola said,
February 2, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
That sinister grin constantly on Cheries face isn’t caused by Tony!!!!
martin holdcroft said,
February 2, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
One of them is a pragmatic centrist politician who emerged from the traditionally left-wing labour party.
The other one also spends most of its time in the company of complete shits and piss takers.
David Stocks said,
February 2, 2007 @ 10:22 pm
The toilet brush only sees Bush’s shit once it has come out of his arse…
Blunkett has never mistaken a toilet brush for Sadie.
Shit always seems to stick to a toilet brush.
I don’t even know why I’m doing this, these sort of competitions just aren’t funny. I’m going to kill myself… leave the tickets to my children.
martin holdcroft said,
February 2, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
The toilet brush spends it’s entire life in a little holder at the bottom of which is a pool of rank and stale water, laden with the flecks and drips of human waste.
Tony Blair only has to attend the labour conference once a year.
farya said,
February 3, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
ha we can throw the toilet brush when it s expire but we cant throw tony blair i think that is the world real joke we bear
farya said,
February 3, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
tony blair has some side effects but a toilet brush remove the side effects
farya said,
February 6, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
toilet brush cleans the toilet but tony blair cleans his teeth with toilet brush.
Les said,
February 7, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
The toilet brush has a useful job
martin holdcroft said,
February 7, 2007 @ 11:24 pm
The toilet brush has earnt the respect of george bush.
KJ said,
February 8, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
one’s a repugnant tool and the other cleans your toilet
Radio fix said,
February 16, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
There is no difference. They both strive to prevent the emergence of Brown.
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Kat said,
February 17, 2007 @ 6:14 pm
One cleans the shit off the side of a toilet and the other just takes the piss!
Crazy Horse said,
February 22, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
One you would want to stay in the lavatory and clean with it’s teeth, the other is inanimate!
Crazy Horse said,
February 22, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
One’s got a fancy blue handle!!
Crazy Horse said,
February 22, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
The great riddle of our time continues…
Andy said,
February 23, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
One hasn’t commited the rest of it’s life to an ugly dog!
aoife said,
February 27, 2007 @ 4:35 pm
the brush is full of shit and blairs full of……….oh hold on a min
Kyp Edwards said,
February 27, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
The brush has to stay in iraq
Kyp Edwards said,
February 27, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
The toilet brush does exactly what it says it does
michelle said,
February 28, 2007 @ 12:18 am
one reaches the rim, the other rims where he reaches
michelle said,
February 28, 2007 @ 12:22 am
nothing - they’re both full of crap
michelle said,
February 28, 2007 @ 12:25 am
you wouldn’t want to kiss either of them
michelle said,
February 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am
you can rely on a toilet brush to do a half decent job
michelle said,
February 28, 2007 @ 12:36 am
one is an unhygienic item with only one use and you wouldn’t want to handle, the other is a useful tool for cleaning the toilet