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What’s the difference between Jade Goody and a Bicycle Pump?
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Jack Austin said,
January 16, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
What’s the difference?
A bicycle pump has a purpose.
Jeff Edwards said,
January 17, 2007 @ 10:02 am
What’s the difference between Jade Goody and a Bicycle Pump?
Jade Goody blows hot air in all directions, whether asked to or not.
Alison Derry said,
January 20, 2007 @ 8:03 pm
They both give blow jobs, only difference is jade sucks and the pump blows!!
omar said,
January 21, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
The bicycle pump blows bicycle tires,
Jade blows everything *wink wink*
JOHN VASILI said,
January 22, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
ONE PUMPS
AND ONE
HUMPS AND PUMPS
JOHN VASILI said,
January 22, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
ONE PUMPS
AND THE OTHER
HUMPS AND PUMPS
Mark Gallaway said,
January 25, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
The Bicycle pump will give the bike a blow no matter is colour.
Richard Aggiss said,
January 29, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
What’s the difference between Gordon Brown and Dick Turpin?
Dick Turpin wears a mask!!
The Comedy Club said,
January 29, 2007 @ 5:18 pm
>Sorry Richard, as much as i admire your desire to enter into the competition, the tickets can only be won on our set question. Nice joke though!<
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 1:55 am
One puffs and squeaks with regular jerks, the other is a handy bit of kit for your bicycle.
One is a metal tube, a device designed to force pressurised air into a bicycle tyre, the other is a gobby chancer who’s career is dead in the water.
The bicycle pump just nicks it on the old IQ test.
You can get an amusing noise out of a bicycle pump.
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 1:58 am
When things go a bit flat for the bicycle pump it doesn’t book itself into the priory, it just gets it’s head down and gets on with it.
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 2:00 am
You can pummel away at one of these things and get out all kinds of workaday stresses.
The other has a little hose hidden in its head.
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 2:01 am
People sometimes regret not having a bicycle pump around.
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 2:02 am
It’s socially acceptable to get excited about a bicycle pump.
martin holdcroft said,
January 31, 2007 @ 2:04 am
A bicycle pump is fully aware of it’s limitations and due place in the world
JANUARY’S JOKE COMPETITION WINNER WAS CHOSEN BY TOPÂ COMEDIAN JOHN RYAN!
arbab said,
January 31, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
bycle pump can be used any time
Si said,
January 31, 2007 @ 7:35 pm
The bicycle pump will gain intelligence in star date 2055.
Si said,
January 31, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
In your best prose:
A bicycle pump has a plunger to compress air;
Jade’s a slapper !
Si said,
January 31, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
There once was a bicycle pump called Jade
Who opened her valve to rave
But if she had shut up
The house could have put up
And She might have walked out having been paid.
Bum Bum
Shilpa Shetty
Si said,
January 31, 2007 @ 8:07 pm
And I’m spent !
Les said,
February 1, 2007 @ 10:14 am
When the pressure builds up, the pump doesn’t blubber.
Les said,
February 1, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Jade asks… “what’s a bicycle pump?”